Those Upset Uptight Parents Were Right

Remember a few years ago, back when Britney Spears was just a teen-age virgin who acted like a slut? 

Ah, those innocent days...  Remember all the parents who were so upset at the bad role model she was? Remember thinking, "Jeesh, get a life - she's just a girl singer - who cares?" 

Oops. I did it again, indeed.  I misjudged the uptight parents. It turns out they were right.

Could this be Britney's new man???